Hello again, so soon! Why are you awkwardly nosing around outside of my estate? Perhaps there is a hobo sign for a kindly woman who gives handouts drawn on my fence. Well, no matter. Let me invite you in for a peanut butter sandwich and a tale or two.
I thought I would subject the Cabinet to a bit of a "Spring clean" today. I ran across some interesting items that I had forgotten, including my collection of Humourously Titled Newsheets and Sundry Gazettes. Let me share some of those still publishing, including their place of origin, arranged in a special, secret order known only to me:
The Log Cabin Democrat – Conway, Arkansas
The Mining Journal – Marquette, Michigan
Laramie Boomerang – Laramie, Wyoming
Oregonian – Portland, Oregon
Ashland Daily Tidings – Ashland, Oregon
Ashland Daily Tidings – Ashland, Oregon
The Plain Dealer – Cleveland, Ohio
The Repository – Canton, Ohio
The Repository – Canton, Ohio
The Inter-Mountain – Elkins, West Virginia
Walla Walla Union-Bulletin – Walla Walla, Washington
The Virginian-Pilot – Hampton Roads, Virginia
Barre Montpelier Times Argus – Montpelier, Vermont
The Richfield Reaper – Richfield, Utah
The Mineral Wells Index – Mineral Wells, Texas
The Orange Leader – Orange, Texas
Alice Echo-News Journal – Alice, Texas
The Alpine Avalanche – Alpine, Texas
Beeville Bee-Picayune – Beeville, Texas
Jefferson Jimplecute – Jefferson, Texas
The Eldorado Success – Eldorado, Texas
Jasper Newsboy – Jasper, Texas
The Leaf-Chronicle – Clarksville, Tennessee
Watertown Public Opinion – Watertown, South Dakota
Huron Plainsman – Huron, South Dakota
The Call – Woonsocket, Rhode Island
McKenzie County Farmer – Watford City, North Dakota
The Blowing Rocket – Blowing Rock, N. Carolina
The Yadkin Ripple – Yadkinville, N. Carolina
Pharos-Tribune – Logansport, Indiana
The Elkhart Truth – Elkhart, Indiana
The Palladium Item – Richmond, Indiana
Golden Transcript – Golden, Colorado
Steamboat Pilot & Today – Routt Co., Colorado
Well, I hope that list gave you a good laugh or two. You've had your entertainment and TWO peanut butter sandwiches at my expense --- now kindly vacate my premises!
The Elkhart Truth – Elkhart, Indiana
The Palladium Item – Richmond, Indiana
Golden Transcript – Golden, Colorado
Steamboat Pilot & Today – Routt Co., Colorado
Well, I hope that list gave you a good laugh or two. You've had your entertainment and TWO peanut butter sandwiches at my expense --- now kindly vacate my premises!
The Cabinet is closed for cleaning and maintenance until further notice.
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